Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me by Chelsea's Family, Friends and Other Victims

Note from me:  Please excuse how brief this review is.  My grandmother passed away today and I just can't see myself being able to write a thorough review, but at the same time I don't want to put this off.

It's no lie: Chelsea Handler likes to smoke out "dumbasses," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense.  Family, friends, and coworkers have all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools.  Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about their humiliating experiences.

It doesn't matter if you're minding your own business, busily working, or honeymooning thousands of miles away.  No one is ever safe from Chelsea's fake e-mail and phony pregnancies, bogus smuggling schemes and made-up sports bets.  Because whether it's premeditated or spur-of-the-moment, Chelsea will do anything for a laugh.  And that's the truth.

  1. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
  2. Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
  3. My Horizontal Life
  4. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
That is the order in which I like Chelsea Handler's book.

This book was very funny.  I found myself laughing out loud, quite frequently.  Granted...99% of this book wasn't actually written by Chelsea, but you can still appreciate it as a "Chelsea Handler" book.

As abusive as Chelsea comes off in her many pranks, I found myself actually wanting to be her friend.  She abuses cause she cares.

Bottom line, read it.  I really enjoyed it.